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| dr morozoff |
Posted - 05/14/2010 : 09:03:40 AM
For a mere $1000 + travel/lodging/hookers/blow you can have the one and only nathancipher at your homosexualgayrave. I will get retarded drunk and verbally abuse your paying customers through my vocoder while playing music nobody wants to hear. It's a great deal, amaze your friends! |
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| dr morozoff |
Posted - 08/26/2010 : 10:45:48 AM
Just a reminder I am still available for bookings. However demand has skyrocketed for my illustrious talents and as such I am now charging $2500USD per event. |
| PL@N3MO |
Posted - 05/26/2010 : 10:43:16 AM
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| dr morozoff |
Posted - 05/25/2010 : 12:52:15 PM
I am shocked and appalled that as of yet I have received no inquiries regarding my most generous offer. |
| Vogelizer |
Posted - 05/24/2010 : 7:13:14 PM
do the hookers need to come with "pillow mints" ?? |
| dr morozoff |
Posted - 05/19/2010 : 2:17:57 PM
* hookers must be no taller than 3'5" and at minimum a double amputee
** quad amputee preferred if available |
| Exploit |
Posted - 05/19/2010 : 2:14:49 PM
Where's the press kit?! For $1000 I had better hope you'll be demanding fruit baskets and kiddie porn. |
| PL@N3MO |
Posted - 05/14/2010 : 10:11:08 AM
make it $2000 and you got a deal! =p |
