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dr morozoff
upstate_maverick

2837 Posts
Posted - 05/14/2010 :  09:03:40 AM  Show Profile  Send dr morozoff an AOL message  Reply with Quote
For a mere $1000 + travel/lodging/hookers/blow you can have the one and only nathancipher at your homosexualgayrave. I will get retarded drunk and verbally abuse your paying customers through my vocoder while playing music nobody wants to hear. It's a great deal, amaze your friends!

PL@N3MO
direkt_influence

12577 Posts
Posted - 05/14/2010 :  10:11:08 AM  Show Profile  Visit PL@N3MO's Homepage  Send PL@N3MO an AOL message  Reply with Quote
make it $2000 and you got a deal! =p
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Exploit
UUnet Guru

1829 Posts
Posted - 05/19/2010 :  2:14:49 PM  Show Profile  Send Exploit an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Where's the press kit?! For $1000 I had better hope you'll be demanding fruit baskets and kiddie porn.
I've gotta infect you with my beat.
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dr morozoff
upstate_maverick

2837 Posts
Posted - 05/19/2010 :  2:17:57 PM  Show Profile  Send dr morozoff an AOL message  Reply with Quote
* hookers must be no taller than 3'5" and at minimum a double amputee

** quad amputee preferred if available
Edited by - dr morozoff on 05/19/2010 2:19:25 PM
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Vogelizer
UUnet Guru

7280 Posts
Posted - 05/24/2010 :  7:13:14 PM  Show Profile  Visit Vogelizer's Homepage  Send Vogelizer an AOL message  Reply with Quote
do the hookers need to come with "pillow mints" ??
Click the link below to stream and download my new mix

"The Punisher" by vogelizmskizm
http://soundcloud.com/defektivsoundsystem05
quote:
Originally posted by deebuke

seriously. people really need to get educated if they're gonna claim to like edm. i remember when i took my first edm test... i BARELY passed. i felt like such a scrub. but, then i studied my ass off.. retook the test.. got an A - AND a motherfuckin gold star.

now i only associate with gold star club members. which reminds me.. imma have to see all your gold star club member cards when you get a chance please. thanks.
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dr morozoff
upstate_maverick

2837 Posts
Posted - 05/25/2010 :  12:52:15 PM  Show Profile  Send dr morozoff an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I am shocked and appalled that as of yet I have received no inquiries regarding my most generous offer.
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PL@N3MO
direkt_influence

12577 Posts
Posted - 05/26/2010 :  10:43:16 AM  Show Profile  Visit PL@N3MO's Homepage  Send PL@N3MO an AOL message  Reply with Quote
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dr morozoff
upstate_maverick

2837 Posts
Posted - 08/26/2010 :  10:45:48 AM  Show Profile  Send dr morozoff an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Just a reminder I am still available for bookings. However demand has skyrocketed for my illustrious talents and as such I am now charging $2500USD per event.
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